"Nice Of You F****** To Show Up For Once" Points Out Priest At Midnight Mass

[Pope George Ringo II]

A PRIEST, foregoing the unsteady truce between the clergy and Christmas mass goers, which involves pretending that he recognises everyone in attendance, has confirmed that it was ‘nice of you fuckin’ sin-soaked heathens to show up I suppose’.

Spitting on the floor in their general direction, Fr. Willy Macken told parishioners of St. Declan’s church that they are ‘free to take the piss by putting your best Holy heads on’ but that he then reserved the right to ‘call out the fuckers who wouldn’t know a prayer of the fateful if it bit them in the arse’.

“Some of you are clearly just here, dressed up to the nines so that your ex girlfriend or boyfriend can catch sight of you and think ‘oh, fuck I miss them’ but you know what, fuck the lot of yous,” Fr. Macken added, deviating from Pope Francis’s Vatican approved Christmas mass script.

Fr. Macken, keenly aware of the fact that almost everyone in attendance had lost interest in the mass once he mentioned Jesus, religion and general holiness, rushed through his service as he confessed to having ‘about as much interest in this charade as you future Hell dwellers’.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/12/24/nice-of-you-fuckers-to-show-up-for-once-points-out-priest-at-midnight-mass/

[hibbing]

1. Hmmmm...perhaps he should look at his own house n/t

[Pope George Ringo II]

4. It may not be entirely serious.

[3Hotdogs]

2. Is this the British Onion?

[Pope George Ringo II]

3. Irish.

The story underneath is about the Queen taking control of the government.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

5. Dear Holy Father

Bless me for I have sinned. Thank you for this post. I read through the entire thing and laughed my arse off. The "quote" from the Queen about made me choke.

I really needed this.

Peace be with you.

[Pope George Ringo II]

6. Glad to be of service.

They're pretty demented. Foul-mouthed, but quite demented.

All I will say about the Queen story is that my oath of allegiance was to the Queen, not the Prime Minister.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

7. Demented works ! Everybody needs a hobby.

I have always cherished my Irish relatives for their ability to find the humor in any situation. My parents (long divorced) were a match made in Hell. My Mum is a Scot, Dad is Welsh. Try and picture MY childhood. If it weren't for the Irishmen who were kind enough to marry into our family, I don't think I'd have made it this far.

[Pope George Ringo II]

9. As an Irish citizen, I'm proud to say the Irish are used to dealing with adversity.

Outrage As Thousands Of Irish Women Waiting Up To 9 Months To Give Birth

THE HSE has come under fire yet again today after a detailed report found that thousands of women are waiting up to 9 months to give birth in Irish hospitals, WWN can confirm.

The shocking report found that the large majority of expecting mothers are being “fobbed off” by national hospitals every few weeks, with many women left to suffer swollen ankles and various other ailments including piles, nausea, high blood pressure and even swollen abdomens.

“I keep going in there every month and all they do is scan my belly and tell me to come back again in four weeks – it’s a fucking disgrace,” one pregnant mother told WWN, “they don’t seem too compassionate about it either. The actually enjoy the pain we’re in and even laugh and joke about it every time I go in”.

Upon further investigation by this fine publication, WWN reporters were astounded to find hundreds of women suffering from extremely large torsos as a result of the HSE’s neglect, however, staff at the hospital defended their treatment of the women.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2018/12/21/outrage-as-thousands-of-irish-women-waiting-up-to-9-months-to-give-birth/

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8. Father Jack has something to say

[Pope George Ringo II]

10. Relax and have some tea.

Go on. Go on, go on, go on, go on...

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

11. This is supposed to be funny. It's not. It's bigoted.

Can you imagine the reaction if something similar were written about a rabbi on Yom Kippur? But then, anti-Christian bigotry is perfectly acceptable on DU -- look at the atheists who infest the Religion group (who spew bigoted remarks about believers, but get the vapors when someone has the temerity to say "that's bigoted&quot .

And before some idiot says, "You have no sense of humor", it's not true. I am just solidly opposed to bigotry of any sort. My mother was Jewish and her parents were killed in Auschwitz. My younger brother is gay. My daughter-in-law is African-American. I have Asperger's. All of us know what it is to be discriminated against.

[Voltaire2]

12. You have no sense of humor.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

18. I have a sense of humor. I just don't find bigotry funny.

If you find bigoted jokes funny, then I suggest you examine your "sense" of humor.

[Iggo]

13. It's hilarious.

[MineralMan]

14. That's the spirit!

[PassingFair]

15. Infest?

Call out the Vermin Squad! STAT!

[MineralMan]

16. Quick, Henry! The Flit!

[Karadeniz]

17. What bigotry?

I don't see bigotry. I see someone calling out the hypocrites, just like Jesus did. I think the followers of any religion wouldn't object to.their hypocrisy being exposed.