Have you ever composed an eloquent PM about the offside rule

[MrCoffee]

and THen deleted It bEcause you know the intended Recipient would be so blinded by theiR fandom of the BLATANT OFFENDER that theY wouldn't see the astounding logic and rationale beHind your PM and just fly off thE haNdle that you would daRe to RAISE A HAND against such a fine footballer?


Yeah, me neither.

[Upton]

1. You want to see a raised hand?

Here's two of them..



I wonder why we never hear much from you about Suarez....Oh, that's right....



How could I forget?

[MrCoffee]

2. Best damn keeper in the 2010 WC!

Better than all of Les Bloo hoo hoos put together

Of course, we'll never know how Shay Given may have done in South Africa.