Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere (satire)

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Published: February 18, 2025

NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Aaron Rodgers feels like he could be a great fit for the culture of other places,” said an anonymous NFC general manager among the flurry of teams across the NFL frantically stating their commitment to keeping Rodgers off their roster.

“We immediately reached out to his agent to improve our chances of keeping Aaron Rodgers as far away as possible from our franchise. This puts us in a much better position than many of the other teams in the league who now risk acquiring the former Jets quarterback because they waited too long to make an insultingly low salary offer or mock his weird beliefs and idiotic conspiracy theories.” At press time, several NFL teams reportedly entered a bidding war offering high draft picks to any franchise willing to suffer Aaron Rodgers.

https://theonion.com/numerous-teams-express-interest-in-aaron-rodgers-playing-elsewhere/

[Wounded Bear]

1. OK, that got a chuckle...

[Botany]

2. A very good player @ one time but an even bigger asshole for a long time.

He doesn’t want the COVID vaccine fine but then he doesn’t get to play a
team sport. His choice.

Bodily Autonomy

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3. Loved the subject line

Thanks. I too want Rodger’s to play elsewhere. Maybe Iran.

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4. Oh

excellent choice. Iran I am sure he would fit right in.