Phillies Outfielder Max Kepler was born in Germany

[BOSSHOG]

But he’s a white guy who makes about ten million a year. Probably safe from Ice.

[Justice Brandeis]

1. Is he in the news these days?

???

[BOSSHOG]

2. He hit a home run tonight for the Phils.

If he were born in Mexico and roofed houses for a living in our country he would be vulnerable to being whisked off to El Salvador with no due process. Because of “The Trump Administration.” Ya know, the governing body of the Land of the Free.

[True Dough]

3. He might not be safe

from a demotion, BOSSHOG.

Kepler is batting .200 with a .645 OPS in 97 games this season. Terrible at the plate.

[BOSSHOG]

4. Roger That True Dough, he has been given chances this season.

I’m still a twitter from last nights game.

[True Dough]

5. A shutout tonight for your Phillies

But the offensive explosion goes to the As on this day. They've put up 16 runs against the Nats as of the 9th inning.

[JMCKUSICK]

6. How about those AAA Twins lol

Herr Kepler was with our Organization, (Twins) for ten years.

[True Dough]

8. There's a BIG rebuild needed in Minnie

Sold off some very good talent before the trade deadline, especially Jhoan Duran.

[True Dough]

9. But I should add...

That Luke Keaschall kid looks promising!

[BOSSHOG]

7. 1929 Philadelphia Athletics

Greatest Team Ever?