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Related: About this forumWish me luck I'm so excited.
I have a meeting at the bank later, and if all goes well Ill be out of debt.
Im so nervous I can barely put on my ski. mask.
Another one from twitter Im easily amused.
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Wish me luck I'm so excited. (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Jan 2024
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Glorfindel
(10,015 posts)1. Good Luck!
You smooth criminal.
niyad
(121,216 posts)2. Snort
HAB911
(9,414 posts)3. ............
maspaha
(415 posts)4. Don't forget your gloves!
judesedit
(4,524 posts)5. Much luck, Dunc
🤞🙏
Ziggysmom
(3,677 posts)6. Is this what you are up to?
Duncanpup
(13,906 posts)7. That's my accomplice
mercuryblues
(15,360 posts)16. Don't take him, he'll only slow you down
Wanting belly rubs from everyone and begging for treats.
Duncanpup
(13,906 posts)18. Good point
twodogsbarking
(12,310 posts)8. I just threaten to take my shirt off. Works every time.
Duncanpup
(13,906 posts)10. Send pics
hibbing
(10,404 posts)9. Good one haha
dchill
(40,924 posts)11. You'll pull it off!
Just don't pull it off too early. They'll see your face!
bucolic_frolic
(47,970 posts)12. Don't forget to tell them you have immunity /nt
peppertree
(22,850 posts)15. A Trump mask might work
Or a Nixon mask.
lefthandedskyhook
(1,122 posts)13. A tongue in cheek crime
A tongue in cheek crime is almost amusing. It would be more amusing if a real serial criminal were not on the loose
MLAA
(18,758 posts)14. Not having noticed this was in the humor category, I fell for it...until the ski mask!
Does Dunc laugh at your jokes. I mean when you dont have a PBJ in your hand? Smile.
Evolve Dammit
(19,440 posts)17. Best of luck!
iscooterliberally
(3,040 posts)20. Samson has your get away tunnel ready.
Duncanpup
(13,906 posts)21. We love Samson we're definitely splitting the loot and dog treats.