Now trending on Twitter (X) #TrumpSmelIsBad

[red dog 1]

Scary Larry
December 23, 2023


There was an old scumbag named Trump
A wretched, malodorous grump.
He smelled so revolting,
The stench was quite jolting.
Like Satan had just took a dump.

[brewens]

1. Here's mine.

You love him
But he loves him
And he loves nobody else
You just can't win
And so it goes
'Til the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Trump Stinks!

[Chainfire]

2. I'll play.

Now, Trump was a failed politician
A liar a thief and a crook.
He tried to overthrow the nation with his speech
and his odd little Mussolini look.

He said his crowd turned out by the million
but with a count the numbers all shrank
All of the people who come to be near him
Say that he’s is foul and he stinks and he stank.

When confronted with the obvious problem
The bastard, he threw quit a fit,
He made all his loyal followers
Swear that he don’t smell like shit.

[Chainfire]

3. "Does Trump always stink?" "Well, that Depends."

[red dog 1]

4. Jingle Bells

(From @Kismet_Kitten on X)

Jingle Bells
Trump smells
Boebert spreads her legs
Mar-jo-rie will get a felony
And Rudy has to pay..

[red dog 1]

5. More Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells
I don't smell
It's the commie left
They're the ones
Who make the puns
About my bulk and heft

[rurallib]

6. No wonder he's so far in front - the other candidates don't want to be anywhere near him

stink
stank
stunk

he dropped a bomb in his trunk

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. Michael Cohen suggests that Donald Trump is evacuating his bowels during his rally speeches

I will not be able to get this concept out of my mind any time I see video of a TFG rally.

Link to tweet

[Trueblue1968]

8. Mr. Poopie Pants.