Funny signs seen outside a Veterinary Clinic

[sop]

- "I started a dating site for chickens, it's not my day job, I only do it to make hens meet"

- "Accidentally used the dog's shampoo, now I'm feeling like such a Good Girl"

- "If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead"

- "I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming"

- "I told my suitcases no vacation this year, now I'm dealing with emotional baggage"

See the rest at:

https://en.showsnob.com/view/?id=funny-vet-signs-sho&layout=app

[Walleye]

1. I hate when the suitcases get emotional

[KS Toronado]

2. I hate it when taxidermists don't check for a pulse.

[SouthernDem4ever]

3. The Carroll County Vet Clinic has some clever people

[patphil]

4. It's nice to start the day with a good laugh. Thanks.

Otherwise I might have done the rooster thing.

[StarryNite]

5. I went and read them all.

They are wonderful. Thank you!

[Martin68]

6. SOP, you did a great job choosing the best signs. So many of them were complaints about dieting or exercise.

[sop]

7. The one about "exercise" and "extra fries" was pretty good, though.

[niyad]

9. True.

[niyad]

8. "I told my cat, "You are not the boss of me." He disagreed."