No man has ever won a game of notice anything different about me.

[Duncanpup]

Just read this on twitter made me smile.

[2naSalit]

1. Yeah, and...

I'm not gonna tell you why.

[Duncanpup]

2. Is it classified

[2naSalit]

4. That's right!

[piddyprints]

3. My husband has a variation.

Him: New top?

Me: Yeah, five years ago.

[Duncanpup]

6. 😂

[Aussie105]

5. Consider your responses carefully.

Your life may depend on it.

But it's a non specific and loaded question that requires a non specific answer.

"I don't know what it is, but you seem happier somehow. What is your secret?"

[Oopsie Daisy]

7. "Are you saying that I seemed unhappy before?"

🙄😂🤣😲😋

[Mopar151]

8. Who the hell are you?

How did you get in? (Distraction, while grasping at straws...)

[justaprogressive]

9. Sorry...some of us actually

pay attention!

[Duncanpup]

10. They have gotten to you

We can rescue you

[justaprogressive]

13. No worries

still have my man card!

[Duncanpup]

14. Oh I was just playing friend.

I learned along time ago just let the wife be in charge

[twodogsbarking]

11. People at work would say I got a haircut. I would say yeah three days ago.

Always fun.

[KS Toronado]

15. When people would say "I see you got your ears lowered"

I'd say "No, I just shaved my beard off" and they'd say "I knew something was different" Only once did
someone remark that I didn't have a beard.

[twodogsbarking]

16. At a job I didn't like I used to wear a suit and ask to leave a half-hour early.

Made the boss wonder.

[Ziggysmom]

12. Just say, Oh your beauty surprises me every day!