Roses are red
Roses are red
Burritos are yummy
If you voted for Trump
Then youre just a big dummy
Roses are red
Like burgundy wine
He may be YOUR President
But he sure isnt MINE
Roses are red
So is Supermans cape
I wonder how long
Till we see the pee tape?
Roses are red
Like a red rubber ball
And Mexico says
They wont pay for the wall
Roses are red
So theyre easy to find
He cant keep his lips
Off of Putins behind
Roses are red
Like a nasty infection
Now Stormy has photos
Of his tiny erection
Roses are red
Puppies are cute
He paid off a hooker
And Christians are mute
Roses are red
Tambourines jingle
And his trophy wife
Wishes she was still single
Roses are red
Like a big fire truck
And all of his followers
Are scary as F....K
Roses are red
They require lots of water
Its creepy as hell
That hes hot for his daughter
Roses are red
Like cherries with pits
We cant see his taxes
But weve seen his wifes tits
Roses are red
Like fast sporty cars
I cant wait to see
His ass behind bars
Roses are red
Like the stuff in our veins
I really do miss
A President with brains