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KS Toronado

(19,565 posts)
Fri Jul 28, 2023, 02:02 AM Jul 2023

Roses are red

Roses are red
Burritos are yummy
If you voted for Trump
Then you’re just a big dummy

Roses are red
Like burgundy wine
He may be YOUR President
But he sure isn’t MINE

Roses are red
So is Superman’s cape
I wonder how long
Till we see the pee tape?

Roses are red
Like a red rubber ball
And Mexico says
They won’t pay for the wall

Roses are red
So they’re easy to find
He can’t keep his lips
Off of Putin’s behind

Roses are red
Like a nasty infection
Now Stormy has photos
Of his tiny erection

Roses are red
Puppies are cute
He paid off a hooker
And Christians are mute

Roses are red
Tambourines jingle
And his trophy wife
Wishes she was still single

Roses are red
Like a big fire truck
And all of his followers
Are scary as F....K

Roses are red
They require lots of water
It’s creepy as hell
That he’s hot for his daughter

Roses are red
Like cherries with pits
We can’t see his taxes
But we’ve seen his wife’s tits

Roses are red
Like fast sporty cars
I can’t wait to see
His ass behind bars

Roses are red
Like the stuff in our veins
I really do miss
A President with brains

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Roses are red (Original Post) KS Toronado Jul 2023 OP
... BWdem4life Jul 2023 #1
THIS!!! BlueMTexpat Jul 2023 #2
+100! Rhiannon12866 Jul 2023 #3

BlueMTexpat

(15,496 posts)
2. THIS!!!
Fri Jul 28, 2023, 05:02 AM
Jul 2023

And we DO currently have a President with brains ... and compassion, empathy and competence!

Let us make sure that we keep him!

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