ORIGINAL dozens (your momma jokes) only SLIGHTLY naughty
- Big Bertha's soooooo fat, every time she moons someone, NASA launches another rocket.
- She's so fat, she got a tramp stamp on her lower back, and by the time it was finished, it was in Chinese.
- She's so fat, she needs change for three tollbooths just to scratch her back.
Your momma's so fat she wears kevlar sneakers.
She's sooo fat, she butt dials aliens.
- She's so lazy, she called the taco bell across the street to ask if the deliver
Your momma's so skanky, the back of her bra has cup holders and a workout meter.
- she's sooo skanky she turns trick outside dollar tree.
- she's so skanky she didn't catch the clap, she got a standing ovation
Your momma's so skanky she has reserved parking at the health clinic.
Your momma's so dirty, you gotta pour milk on her to get the roaches to play with her.
She's soooo dirty, roaches write WASH ME on the refrigerator.
Your momma's so dirty, whenever she takes a shower, it sets the smoke alarm off.
Your momma's so stupid, when she got pregnant with you, she built a nest in the back yard. (not my best)
Your momma's so stupid, whenever she gets to a STOP sign, she gets out of the car and starts yelling "NO! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT's STUPID!"
... she's so stupid, she needs a phonebook to dial 911.
Your momma's so ugly, every time she goes to the zoo, the heyenas STOP laughing
Your momma's so skinny she's always asking "Do these ribs make me look fat?"
Your momma's so old her social security number is XVCII
Your momma's so old she calls dinosaurs a fad from the old days.
Your momma's so mean, her nickname is meth badger.
Your momma's so stupid when directions say "microwave on high for 3 minutes", she's all
(raise hand up, tilt it forwards and wiggle it)
OH! i forgot MY BEST one! it's the one I call the "thermonuclear comeback"
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I plan to sell it on teeshirts once I license the art for something like $80. If you want to print one shirt, $80, but a freakin' corporation can license the same exact art for about $8 and put it on a billion billboards all over the planet.
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