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bigtime

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Sat Aug 27, 2022, 03:42 PM Aug 2022

Mole Breakfast

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside a farmhouse in the country.

One morning, the papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said “Mmmmm I smell sausages!”

The mamma mole reached her head out of the hole and she said “Mmmmmm I smell pancakes!”

The baby mole tried to reach his head out of the hole but was disappointed because the hole was blocked by the two bigger moles.

Baby mole said “the only thing I can smell is molasses”.

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Mole Breakfast (Original Post) bigtime Aug 2022 OP
... Mr.Bill Aug 2022 #1
yeah, but do moles taste like chicken? Hippy Hopi Oct 2022 #2
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