My wife says I only have two faults.

[Duncanpup]

I never listen and something else.

[Lochloosa]

1. I know the second one...wait give me a minute....

[Emile]

3. LOL +1

[Siwsan]

2. You are on a roll, this morning!!!

[underpants]

4. Uh huh

Yeah I agree. That’s great.

[Person of Interest]

5. LoL!!!

[Bavorskoami]

6. I also never listen, at least that's what I think she said.

My problem seems to be that my hearing loss is in the frequency of her voice.

[Alice Kramden]

7. LOL n/t

[Wounded Bear]

8. Memory is the second thing to go...

I forgot what the first was.

[flying_wahini]

9. When I accused my husband of never listening to me (I had asked him if he was deaf)

He said “I have the hearing of a child” it’s perfect!

I said yeah, in one ear and out the other.

[Martin Eden]

11. My wife bought me a T-shirt with stick figures of husband & wife

Wife stick figure says:
"You never listen to a word I say. You only hear what you want to hear.

Husband stick figure responds:
"Sure, I'll have a beer"

[TigressDem]

12. Forgot to take out the trash.

Because you never heard her ask.


Just a guess.