I married my wife for her looks

[Duncanpup]

Yet not the ones she’s been giving me lately.

All good jokes that you find humor in are stolen the other ones are mine.

[multigraincracker]

1. I feel pretty lucky.

I have a wife and a color tv

and


they both work.

[Emile]

2. I told my was wife once that I made a good investment because

she is almost twice the size that she was when I married her. Not a good choice of words!

[rubbersole]

3. Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour, then open it and see who's glad to see you...

[Roc2020]

7. oh my!

[Aussie105]

4. Never forget . . .

The wife you marry is like the display model in the car dealer's showroom, all glitz and glamour.

When the miles accumulate though, she may turn into . . . a copy of her mother!

[if..fish..had..wings]

5. Uhhh

You might want to rethink that one

[Escurumbele]

6. I liked that one

[MLAA]

8. All is well. The trouble starts when she stops looking at you!

🙂

[TomSlick]

9. I have a T-shirt with than printed on the back.

I think it's hilarious. My wife, less so.