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Sherman A1

(38,958 posts) Mon Apr 18, 2022, 04:26 AM Apr 2022

A fellow accidentally rubbed ketchup in his eyes 👀

Now he has Heinz-sight…………

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A fellow accidentally rubbed ketchup in his eyes 👀 (Original Post) Sherman A1 Apr 2022 OP

There are 57 reasons not to. Harker Apr 2022 #1

lol! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #4

I have to give a nod to John Frankenheimer... Harker Apr 2022 #6

It was no "accident". jaxexpat Apr 2022 #2

Well Played! Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #7

Food jokes, huh? bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #3

Oh.. Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #8

You gotta promise me immunity bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #9

I don't think either of us will end up in the Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #10

I had this bucolic_frolic Apr 2022 #11

LOL Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #12

Better than sticking a fork in your eye jfz9580m Apr 2022 #5

Do Not Try This at Home 🏡 Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #13

I am falling behind but I will ketchup. twodogsbarking Apr 2022 #14

I love how stuff like this shows up in the "Trending Now" section of DU IronLionZion Apr 2022 #15

I rather enjoy it as well and appreciate the Admins making it happen through whatever means it is. Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #16

I agree..I try to read E&E &c. out of a sense of duty but. jfz9580m Apr 2022 #17

Old tired and creaky IronLionZion Apr 2022 #18

Heh..great! jfz9580m Apr 2022 #19

Harker

(14,934 posts)

1. There are 57 reasons not to.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 05:43 AM

Apr 2022

jfz9580m

(15,488 posts)

4. lol!

Reply to Harker (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:00 AM

Apr 2022

Nicely done again

Harker

(14,934 posts)

6. I have to give a nod to John Frankenheimer...

Reply to jfz9580m (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:11 AM

Apr 2022

"The Manchurian Candidate."

jaxexpat

(7,785 posts)

2. It was no "accident".

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 05:52 AM

Apr 2022

Poor chap was having a condi-mental breakdown.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

7. Well Played!

Reply to jaxexpat (Reply #2)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:27 AM

Apr 2022

I will try to “ketchup” with you ……..

bucolic_frolic

(46,979 posts)

3. Food jokes, huh?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 05:53 AM

Apr 2022

I'd probably get banned.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

8. Oh..

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:28 AM

Apr 2022

Lettuce 🥬 Go for it……

bucolic_frolic

(46,979 posts)

9. You gotta promise me immunity

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:34 AM

Apr 2022

I don't want to be the sauce in a spaghetti western

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

10. I don't think either of us will end up in the

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:38 AM

Apr 2022

Pun-itenitary…..

bucolic_frolic

(46,979 posts)

11. I had this

Reply to Sherman A1 (Reply #10)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:40 AM

Apr 2022

precocious gf ... she could find the sexual innuendo in anything. Was always searching for two small round potatoes, and a long thin one. These became known as ...
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Dick 'tators

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

12. LOL

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Reply #11)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:57 AM

Apr 2022

jfz9580m

(15,488 posts)

5. Better than sticking a fork in your eye

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:02 AM

Apr 2022

And having fork-sight?

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

13. Do Not Try This at Home 🏡

Reply to jfz9580m (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 06:59 AM

Apr 2022

We are trained punfessionals here…………

twodogsbarking

(12,228 posts)

14. I am falling behind but I will ketchup.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 07:08 AM

Apr 2022

IronLionZion

(46,968 posts)

15. I love how stuff like this shows up in the "Trending Now" section of DU

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 07:20 AM

Apr 2022

mixed in with horrible news stories. It's a pleasant surprise

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

16. I rather enjoy it as well and appreciate the Admins making it happen through whatever means it is.

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #15)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 07:36 AM

Apr 2022

I believe that we need some humor (or in this case really bad Dad Jokes) to make the rest of the news a bit less burdensome.

jfz9580m

(15,488 posts)

17. I agree..I try to read E&E &c. out of a sense of duty but.

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #15)

Mon Apr 18, 2022, 08:43 AM

Apr 2022

I have been on DU since 2006. I was a grad student when I joined..I am middle-aged now..I find myself drifting over to Pets and Humor more and more..it is not as if there is ever any good news and usually if anything good happens there is a backlash..I am old, tired and creaky ;-/..I just want me some cat pics and corny jokes at least half the time. The other half I vaguely try to be dutifully informed..or something...