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Duncanpup

(13,691 posts) Mon Mar 28, 2022, 09:33 AM Mar 2022

Just was told this joke about COVID mask by friend

A woman was pumping gas with a mask and across from her at the pumps a lady said dear the pandemic is a hoax you do not need to wear a mask, the woman with mask on responded it’s part of my parole conditions dear.

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Just was told this joke about COVID mask by friend (Original Post) Duncanpup Mar 2022 OP

Maybe we need to collect "excuses" for masking usonian Mar 2022 #1

LOL +1. Emile Mar 2022 #2

I don't like to smell people cynical_idealist Mar 2022 #3

usonian

(13,879 posts)

1. Maybe we need to collect "excuses" for masking

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 10:03 AM

Mar 2022

other than SURVIVAL.

Given the fondness of anti-maskers for conspiracy theories, how about "Haven't you heard about the nerve gas attack?"

Emile

(29,864 posts)

2. LOL +1.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 10:19 AM

Mar 2022

cynical_idealist

(448 posts)

3. I don't like to smell people

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 11:14 AM

Mar 2022

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