Show them your cross

[hermetic]

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer breasts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?


An oldie but a goodie.

[tblue37]

1. LOL! K&R & thanks! nt

[CrispyQ]

2. I've never heard that one before.

I love it!

[niyad]

3. KNR

[keithbvadu2]

4. quite innocently

[Bayard]

5. Too funny!

And new to me!

[yonder]

6. New one for me too. thanks

[Ziggysmom]

7. Former Catholic grade school attendee, I thought I had heard them all, is new to me. Funny!

[Mr.Bill]

10. Likewise here.

Good one!

[spike jones]

8. Show her your nuts.

Stan and Joe were sitting at the bar when a really good-looking woman came over and sat by Stan and winked at him.
"Pssst Joe, what do I do? I think she likes me."
Joe takes a drink of beer and tells Stan, "I've always found the direct approach is the best. Just turn around and show her your nuts."
So Stan turns on the stool and looks at the lady, sticks out his tongue, pulls out his ears and crosses his eyes!

[burrowowl]

9. LOL! Definitely a goodie.

[PJMcK]

11. Thanks

We needed that laugh.

Have a good week, hermetic!

[hermetic]

12. Thanks,

I'm so glad I decided to post this. I had heard one similar a few years ago so hoped it would be new for a few folks. Turns out I made the right decision.

[Duppers]

13. 🤣

[littlemissmartypants]

14. Thanks so much for sharing this, hermetic.

I got a very good chuckle out of it.



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