Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education

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(The Borowitz Report)—Calling the prospect a “nightmare scenario,” Betsy DeVos warned that President-elect Joe Biden will pick an Education Secretary with a background in education.

The outgoing Education Secretary warned that putting someone with a “pro-education bias” in her job would be like “naming a fox to be Secretary of Hens.”

“For the past four years, I have worked tirelessly to keep our schools free from education,” she said. “It deeply saddens me to think that all of my hard work will go to waste.”



https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/betsy-devos-warns-that-biden-will-pick-education-secretary-with-background-in-education

[AmyStrange]

1. His wife, DOCTOR Biden...

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...probably won't happen, but that would be AWESOME!!!
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[magicarpet]

2. Wouldn't a Dr. Biden ed dept. take over be a royal slap in the face,...

... for zero credentialed Betsy the Boob door to door Electrolux and Avon sales girl.

With a Doctorate degree from trDump University with professional studies in education and specialist of Praise Jesus Dominionist ChristoFascism.

[AmyStrange]

3. Slap, slap, slap...

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sounds good to me.

Not as good as, "Praise Jesus Dominionist ChristoFascism" sounds, but hey, you can't have everything.
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