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cstanleytech

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Fri Jun 19, 2020, 02:23 PM Jun 2020

Trump joke.

Last edited Fri Jun 19, 2020, 04:39 PM - Edit history (1)

A bartender is working late one night and in walk two men walk in praising Donald Trump and complaining how he is doing an awesome job and that he could do better if it was not for all the deep state that is against him.
Back and forth they go for 10 minutes until the bartender having enough says.
"OK stop it."
"Fine, but tell us what you think."
"I don't know but ask him" the bartender says nodding his head over to an older gentleman nursing on his drink.
So they ask him. The man considers it for a moment and then finishes his drink, stands up and pays his tab and as he leaves he says.
"Trump is an asshole."
The bartender then looks at the two men who are sitting with stunned looks on their faces and asks.
"Are there any questions?"
Finally after about 10 seconds the one on the left asks "Who was that man?"
"Him? He's a proctologist."

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Trump joke. (Original Post) cstanleytech Jun 2020 OP
That's a good one he knows his assholes alright. nt doc03 Jun 2020 #1
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