Heard any good jokes lately?

[red dog 1]

A man comes home with a bouquet of roses for his wife.
"I guess I'll have to spread my legs for these," she says.
"Why?," he asks, "Don't you have a vase?"

[MFM008]

1. Ok

[doc03]

2. Donald J.Trump is president. nt

[red dog 1]

5. That's not a good joke

(That's a horrible joke)

[doc03]

3. A real oldie Chester Goode is cleaning the stable

and Miss Kitty Russel walks in and lays down in the straw and pulls her dress up and says Chester shove it in here. Chester says the whole shovel full Miss Kitty.

[grumpyduck]

4. Mickey Mouse is in the judge's office trying to get a divorce from Minnie.

The judge says, "I understand, Mr. Mouse, but in this state insanity is not considered valid grounds for divorce."

Mickey gets all upset and starts jumping up and down and says, "No no no Your Honor. I didn't say she was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy!"