Dad jokes for today

[SCantiGOP]

(all of these stolen from various people more clever than I am)

Trump is renaming the San Andreas fault. It will now be known as Obama's fault.

With all of the bad things happening to America these days, it's almost like we built the country on a sacred Indian burial ground.

Has anybody let the Amish know what has been going on the last few weeks?

[Me.]

1. With all of the bad things happening to America these days, it's almost like we built the country on

Isn't it and aren't we still doing it?

[blueinredohio]

2. The Amish have cell phones.

I'm sure they know what's going on.

[Eko]

3. Huh,

The house I rent is on a Amish farm. Its my landlords farm so I see and talk to them quite often. They do not have cell phones that I have ever seen.

[blueinredohio]

5. Around here the Amish all have businesses.

Building houses, pole barns, pouring concrete driveways etc. We've had a lot of work done by them and they all have cell phones.

[Purrfessor]

4. If I'm not mistaken Trump dug up a Native--American burial ground...

for his wall.

Here’s one of my dad jokes:

Why is there no need to frost a cake in wintertime?

Because you can sit it outside and it will frost itself.