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kozar

(2,853 posts) Fri Nov 9, 2018, 08:13 PM Nov 2018

Hi,

Just found this group, so to break ice I'll start with conversation I had with Mrs K the other day. I posted condensed in DL before I found this group, apologies if redundant.

Mrs: All you old men are just like old computers

Me: how so?

Mrs: both think that just because your memory chips work, your hard drive will spin too.

Me: nothing,nada,zilch,blank stare. I just bought the next round and apologized to the 30 other people near us who heard (sarcasm)

Koz

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Hi, (Original Post) kozar Nov 2018 OP

Welcome to DU Koz. MLAA Nov 2018 #1

I think men are like the Coast Guard. Turbineguy Nov 2018 #2

Okay, here's one Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #3

MLAA

(18,602 posts)

1. Welcome to DU Koz.

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 08:41 PM

Nov 2018

Turbineguy

(38,381 posts)

2. I think men are like the Coast Guard.

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 09:48 PM

Nov 2018

Semper Paratus.

Haggis for Breakfast

(6,831 posts)

3. Okay, here's one

Reply to kozar (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2018, 10:14 PM

Nov 2018

Q -- How many real men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?

A -- None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark !

or (and this one's for you turbine)

Q -- How many NAVY CPOs does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A -- None. Everybody knows that NAVY CPOs never do any manual labor !

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