Secret Service Adds Emotional Protection Division To Safeguard Trumps Psyche
Wouldn't surprise me if this was true though.
WASHINGTONIn an effort to respond to the vast and ever-changing dangers faced by the nations commander-in-chief, Secret Service administrators announced Wednesday the creation of an Emotional Protection Division to safeguard President Donald Trumps psyche.
The new units three dozen agents, who have undergone rigorous training to prepare for their challenging role, will be charged with defending the 45th presidents psychological well-being around the clock, investigating foreign and domestic threats to his self-esteem and quickly intercepting any spoken or written criticisms before they can harm his pride.
After conducting a full review of the operational procedures available to us, it became clear that adding this new division was the only way to meet President Trumps emotional security needs, said Secret Service director Joseph Clancy, noting that the presidents detail is specially trained in assessing risks and minimizing any opportunity for him to feel insecure or belittled. His psyche could be put in grave danger from unfavorable poll numbers or suddenly come under attack from a White House press corps heavily armed with uncomfortable questions.
All of our agents stand ready to lay down their lives to ensure nothing can hurt President Trumps feelings, he added.