Post Your Politically-Themed Limericks Here

[LudwigPastorius]

I'll start...


Ryan, McConnell, and Trump
and Bannon, that fat Nazi chump
the law they will rend
and soon they will send
our Constitution to the dump

[66ty6]

1. okay

There once was a VP named Pence
Whose brain was incredibly dense
It was lost in a maze
Of hate for the gays
And foreigners living in tents

[LudwigPastorius]

2. Awesome!

[TxDemChem]

8. Nice one

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3. ...

to the cameras turned kellyanne
who spun lies as fast as she can
but try as she could
to make him look good
we all saw the shit hit the fan.

[LudwigPastorius]

4. Bwahaha!

[LudwigPastorius]

5. Here's one my friend sent me, that got me thinking about this.

There once was a seat free on SCOTUS
So the GOP put us on notice
They were perfectly clear
You'll wait for a year
Until white people choose the wrong POTUS

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6. !

[TxDemChem]

10. Lol

Nice!

[TxDemChem]

9. Love it

Oh you could make a meme of her face and this limerick

[LudwigPastorius]

7. This one needs some polish...

The lies from her mouth, they do fast occur
You can call her Deception’s Ambassador
Kellyanne quacks
her 'Alternative Facts'
and voilà, there's a Bowling Green Massacre!

[TxDemChem]

11. How about

Lies from her mouth fast occur
She is Deception's Ambassador

[LudwigPastorius]

13. That's better.

Thanks!

[cornball 24]

12. Ahem....

A country that once espoused freedom
Elected a half wit to lead 'em.
He played to the right
Then guffawed with delight
"I got in and I no longer need 'em!".

[LudwigPastorius]

14. Nice.

Extra points for "espoused" and "guffawed".

[TxDemChem]

15. Damn!!!

You just spit some fire

[Bob Loblaw]

16. Here goes

At the annual DC prayer breakfast,
On day ten of the president's dreck-fest
Along comes the Donald
He says pray for "Ahnuld"
Trump is an asshole

Damn, I almost pulled it off. What else rhymes with breakfast?

[LudwigPastorius]

19. ?

At the yearly DC prayer breakfast,
On day ten of the president's dreck-fest
Along comes the Donald
He says "Pray for Ahnuld,
his ratings became a real wreck fast"

The clergy there clearly were awed
by this self-serving, yellow haired fraud
The words of the lout
left them with no doubt
Trump thinks he is bigger than God

[Bob Loblaw]

20. Nice finish

Perfect.

[Bob Loblaw]

17. Another

While in Moscow Trump says "do svidaniya",
To his future ex-wife Ms. Melania.
Opts for hookers; a pair,
Tells them lay off the hair,
For ten rubles they say we'll piss on ya'

[LudwigPastorius]

18. Yes!

[Bob Loblaw]

21. Thanks.

Check out madkane.com for other limericks, political or otherwise. She either used to post here or had a fan who did.

[LudwigPastorius]

24. Cool, thanks.

[cornball 24]

22. Another Ahem...

When Donald the Trump was elected,
Our world was quickly dissected.
At his blunders and gaffes
The entire world laughs
This insanity must be rejected.

[LudwigPastorius]

23. Amen!