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Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
Fri Oct 3, 2014, 03:37 PM Oct 2014

Who is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?


We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
Schitt!'


Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
way.



Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.


Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of
Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.


In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.


Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout.


After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.


Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.


The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
nuptials.


The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.


Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.


He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.


Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt


NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.


REMEMBER:
IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA
SCHITT.**

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Who is Jack Schitt? (Original Post) Crewleader Oct 2014 OP
Crewleader, you're at it again! No Vested Interest Oct 2014 #1
Thanks No Vested Interest Crewleader Oct 2014 #3
I haven't seen the Jack Schitt genealogy in more than 20 years TxDemChem Oct 2014 #2
Good and Thanks for posting TxDemChem Crewleader Oct 2014 #4
No, thank you. TxDemChem Oct 2014 #5
Jack's father, Awe Schitt, was married to Mena Schitt, if I remember correctly! MADem Oct 2014 #6
That is funny Art_from_Ark Oct 2014 #7

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
5. No, thank you.
Fri Oct 3, 2014, 10:44 PM
Oct 2014

Between all the TP shit I've had to listen to this week and this migraine, I needed a good laugh.

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