Humor

Crewleader

(17,005 posts) Sun Aug 17, 2014, 10:05 PM Aug 2014

HOLY PROSTITUTES

*HOLY PROSTITUTES*

A man is driving down a deserted
stretch of highway
when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:

*SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS*
*HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION*
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second
thought.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:

*SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS*
*HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION*
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past
a third sign saying:

*SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS*
*HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION*
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
door reading:

*SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS*

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you! my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and
tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the
door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the
door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another
sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
*THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.*

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER