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Christmas humor
2 jokes:
What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa?
Claustorphobic
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3 men die on Christmas Eve. As they stand before the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, "You must have something with you that represents Christmas." The first guy pulls a lighter out of his pocket and flicks it. It's a candle, he explains. St. Peter lets him in. The next guy pulls out a set of keys and jingles them. They're bells, he says. St. Peter lets him in. The third guy pulls a bra and a pair of panties out of his pocket. St. Peter says, "How do those represent Christmas?" The guy replies, :They're carols."
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