I saw a website with the "most interesting man in the world" quotes...Guarantee you will laugh

[SummerSnow]

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http://www.livin3.com/blogs/positive-life-blog/8486777-100-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-quotes






**My favorite is #49 ' He never wears a watch because time is always on his side '

[NYC_SKP]

1. How can one not laugh at most of these?

Not all of them, mind you, there are a couple that don't work so well, but most are hilarious!

[TxDemChem]

2. Had to forward to my dad. He lives those quotes.

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. "He can speak Russian... in French"

[Purrfessor]

4. I made this for my dog...

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*She once talked a kitten off a ledge

*She speaks seventy languages, none of which humans understand

*She does not bowl overhand,
underhand, or with any other hand

*Birds flock to her favorite window just to hear her bark

*Dog trainers come to her for advice

*Squirrels sit motionless for hours at a time simply to be in her presence

*She lets people out, though she disguises herself when doing so

*Her fur combs itself

*She prevented a pack of hyenas from attacking a child using only her breath

*When she is outdoors on a hot day, shade gathers around her

*She does not reveal her talent, for to do so would put all other dogs to shame

*She does not always drink beer, but when she does she prefers Dos Equis

She is, The Most Interesting Dog in the World

[SummerSnow]

5. Now these are funny

thank you

[Purrfessor]

6. It's amazing the inspiration one can get...

after a couple of beers. 😎

[yodermon]

7. Very nice use of the Russian Reversal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal

I use these on my kids all the time. As in:
"Dad, can I have a snack?"
"Only if the snack can have you!" to which they shake their head sadly and walk away, which is an entirely appropriate response to such a horrible joke.

[lovemydog]

8. Sharks have a week dedicated to him