My friend called and told me he fell off the diet wagon.

[Duncanpup]

Then he dragged the wagon into the woods set it on fire.
And used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.


Made me smile read this one had share it, I should picked up those cupcakes on way home from work this morning now i have a craving.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. I've given various diet regiments their walking papers over the years

Anymore, I have to restrain myself from erupting in negative comments when someone announces they’re doing a low-carb thing. I’ve done it three times over the years with fantastic results, but at what price? It always ended with intolerable gut issues for me. I couldn’t stop thinking about what it could be doing to my liver, etc. I can relate to the need for wanton destruction. Burn that diet wagon DOWN!

[pansypoo53219]

2. i exercize instead. but i have side effect cholsterol shit. that i went to war w/ super tea(3 bags) + veggies.

summer coming, + it w// be mass quantities of veggies(butter delivery system). + salads.

[Ziggysmom]

3. I fell off the diet wagon cuz there was a donut hole in the road 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩