It is to laugh - a few more
10,000 Maga Trump Faithful meet at a stadium near Mar-a-Lago for a "Magas Are Not Stupid Convention." The MC says "We are all here today to prove to the world that Maga Trumpers are not stupid. Mr. Trump is going to take a test to show his intelligence.
Trump steps up. The MC says to him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he says "Eighteen." The MC says, "I'm sorry, that's wrong." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 10,000 Trumpers start cheering "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
The MC says "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 10,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance." So he says "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds, Trump eventually says "Ninety?"
The MC sighs - everyone is crestfallen and Trump looks confused and the 10,000 Trumpers start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance." The MC, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says "OK! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" Trump closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four." Around the stadium The 10,000 Maga Trumpers start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
On Judgement Day, two Maga Trumpers meet God at the pearly gates and God asks them if they have any questions. One says “yes, please tell us the true results of the 2020 presidential election.” God tells them that the election was not rigged and that Biden won the presidency fair and square. The guy turns towards his friend and whispers, “looks like this fraud goes higher up than we ever imagined”
Three maga trumpers died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can seperately answer one simple religious question. The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"?
The first trumper replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..."
"Wrong!, You are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter.
He turns to the second trumper, and asks the same question: "What is Easter?"
The second trumper replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second trumper, bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and says, "wrong, and you will have to join your friend in the other place. You two are not welcome in Heaven."
He then peers over his glasses at the third maga trumper and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"?
The third maga trumper smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiled broadly with delight. The third maga trumper continued. "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
= new reply since forum marked as read
