cartoon: Grouchy

[left-of-center2012]

[Bob Loblaw]

1. He can count on around three per week

for the next eight years or so. They're relentless.

[left-of-center2012]

3. I've been a member for 17 years

Saved a lot of money on insurance, phone service, etc.
Costs me a little over $1 per month.

[JDC]

2. So on point. I got mine exactly on my 50th BDay

It was like a punch in the gut...

[dflprincess]

4. The AARP letter is bad enougn, wait 'til the Medicare card arrives

When I opend the mailbox and found mine all I could think of was 45 years earlier when I was taking the bus to & from the U and the "little old ladies" would climb on waving their Medicare cards because seniors got free rides between 9 and 3.

"This isn't happening!", I screamed.

[JDC]

5. Funny