It happened like clockwork

[OLDMDDEM]

I just received my semi-annual phone call from the scammer that starts out saying "Hi grandpa." My response is always "tell me your birthdate." Then I hear the click and know this will happen again in about six months or so.

[ret5hd]

1. "You ugly ungrateful little wretch..."

"when are you bringing Grandma back? Even she doesn't like you! I bet you still smell like grapefruit!"

[gibraltar72]

2. Got that one a day ago.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. I've once and only once gotten the phone call

that starts with "Hi Grandma". I simply laughed, because I don't have, and will never have, any grandchildren.