So many old adages about colon

[Arne]

Had someone say "I'll cut you a new one", or "you are a bag of shit"?

Well they did and I am.
Three weeks of starvation and giving blood vials has earned me a Stoma.
Do not look that up.
Well thru the Summer I will deal with a hole in my stomach,
the result of Diverticulitis.
Thankfully it doesn't appear to be a life long affliction.

This is the result of bag after bag of mixed nuts non stop.
They got stuck in the gut.
Surprisingly there are many others like me wearing an Ostomy.

[Joinfortmill]

1. OMG! So sorry. I will definitely ease up on the nuts.

[Arne]

3. It's just a state of mind like everything

It just gets me that I can't do anything.

[MLAA]

2. Wishing you a swift recovery on your way back to normal 💗

[Arne]

4. I feel like a car

With a busted radiator hose.

[MLAA]

5. I feel like my engine has a few miles on it as well!

[Warpy]

6. Many, many others, and you never knew until now

so don't worry anyone out there is going to know about yours unless you tell them.

Plus, you're not going to be caught short in the grocery store for the duration. You'll feel it but no one else will know.

(No, I don't have one. I've just emptied and/or changed many, many of them)

[Arne]

7. It's been only a weak and a half

but it hurts and stinks.