Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You're Making Her Stronger.

[niyad]

Don't start no shit won't be no shit


Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.

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via Twitter Wonker @BewareSailor

On Tuesday, Attorney General Jeff Sessions sat his cattywampus ass down, lied to the Senate Intelligence Committee about why Donald Trump fired James Comey, refused to answer questions about his non-privileged conversations with the president, and STILL couldn’t recall whether he had international relations with the Russian ambassador three times. One of the most memorable moments was when he made clear that, though he might be recused from the Trump-Russia investigation, “I DID NOT RECUSE MYSELF FROM DEFENDING MY HONOR AGAINST SCURRILOUS AND FALSE ALLEGATIONS!” Duly noted, sir!

But our favorite Sessions quote of all was, “I’m not able to be rushed this fast! It makes me nervous!” That’s what he said when extremely mean black lady woman vagina-having whippersnapper Senator Kamala Harris was doing THAT THING SHE DOES — asking really good rapid-fire questions, like the badass former prosecutor she is. Old Republican weasel-snatches in the Senate do NOT like it when she does that! Let’s LOL at it again together:

But then it got even crazier. Senator Harris, like MANY OTHER senators, was trying to figure out precisely why the fuck Sessions wouldn’t answer any questions about his conversations with Trump, who, again, had not invoked executive privilege in regards to Sessions’s testimony. Sessions claimed to be following Department of Justice “policy,” and Harris wanted to know, hey, is this so-called “policy” a thing that’s written down somewhere, or is it just some bullshit? There was a prolonged back-and-forth, but then A THING HAPPENED, which was 954-year-old Senator John “Butterscotch Farts” McCain, playing the part of INTERRUPTING COW, MOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch it:

McCain is not even a regular member of the intel committee, but that did not stop him from POUNDING HIS FISTS AND STOMPING HIS FEET, because the awful mean black lady senator was asking TOO MANY QUESTIONS. McCain must speak up for his fellow addle-brained morons, to demand that that woman over there STFU and let them answer! When McCain interrupted, committee chair Richard Burr reminded him that HE controlled the hearing, and then he promptly gave Sessions time to NOT answer the question. Sessions kept talking about “principles,” and did not confirm or deny whether he was referring to actual DOJ policy, or whether he was just making up shit to cover for Trump. After Sessions didn’t answer the question, Burr quickly cut Kamala Harris off, because her time was expired. At least Burr gave McCain shit in this instance, because LAST WEEK, when McCain POUNDED HIS FISTS AND STOMPED HIS FEET at Kamala Harris, as she was interrogating Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, Burr only scolded Harris, who was apparently not being sweet enough:

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[Faux pas]

1. Kickin' for the truth!

How're you doing niyad?

[niyad]

2. as HRC said, doing okay personally, sick with worry for all of us. how about you?

[Faux pas]

7. Doing good.

trying to live in Peace Love and Joy daily. Lol some days are harder than others.

[niyad]

10. chocolate helps, and, as HRC said, so does chardonnay.

[Faux pas]

13. lol don't drink any more,

but I am all about the chocolate!

[niyad]

14. really GOOD chocolate!!

[shenmue]

3. Yes

[niyad]

5. certainly brightened my day

[furtheradu]

4. Thanks for this awwwsome OP

Article reminds me of the Ferret rants.

[niyad]

6. wonkette is wonderful for that.

[SonofDonald]

8. I used to respect butterscotch fart but..

I've read his book, I've always thought of him as a true American Patriot and Hero.

But those days are over.

I thought he would be the one to take it for his Country and expose 45 and lead the charge to get him the fuck out of there but no longer.

Watching while he interrupted Kamala Harris not one but twice, the second time in a meeting where he was a guest for shits sake had destroyed any hope I've had of his integrity.

It's hard to watch your Hero's fall but he's been flirting with it for a long time now, and that was the last straw for me, he needs to retire, right now, today.

It's a self inflicted wound, after that there's zero pretense for actually working for the betterment of our Country, he may hate 45 but it's not enough.

My Father always said you vote for the man, he meant the person not the party, if they had our best interests in mind, he didn't mean to exclude women but none had run for President while he was alive.

But he always voted Democrat during his later years because the repubs plain sucked, still do.

I used to think McCain might be worthy, but I had met Palin years ago and knew she was worthless already, so I didn't vote for him.

To my eternal relief.

[niyad]

11. I have never had any respect or regard for him. I know too much about his military

service (5 planes crashed, IIRC), cheating on his first wife with the current one, and, of course, saddling us with tundra barbie. oh, and the way he talked to his wife on an open mic during the rnc.

[brer cat]

9. Wonkette rocks the truth!

When white southern males starting sputtering about "mah honah" you can rest assured they have lost on the facts. Being the noble patriarch that JeffyReb is, he will then demand that Kamala's father/uncle/brother remind her of her "place," which is certainly not in.his.face.

[niyad]

12. sadly, you are absolutely correct.