What are the chances that we see these headlines in the near future?

[usonian]

I'm warming up the DeLorean.
The infinite improbability drive?

[sop]

1. Better to buy a lottery ticket.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. No way Alcatraz could be refurbished to hold 1000 convicts

Even double and triple bunking those tiny cells.

[MuseRider]

3. Ahhhh Alcatraz,

A lovely island getaway with views of real life across the bay. A long swim not suggested for the aged, fat, greasy, insane and criminally inclined.

Alcatraz, where you go when no where else is safe for you and no one wants to protect you.

[usonian]

4. I'm wondering how to increase the shark population in the bay.

"just in case"

[MuseRider]

5. That is a mighty

long swim. How long do you suppose it has been since Donny boy took a dip? Increase them sure, some of those people probably do swim but for Donny it would be his last boat ride.

[Stuart G]

6. K and R...Thanks for posting..I sure hope your correct!!

[usonian]

7. Maybe it will finally happen during the re-opened Benghazi and Hunter Biden investigations.

I am so f---ing pissed that we lost the house. Sure, it was a moonshot, but I'd have thought that allowing some states to be slave and some to be free would have had more impact. The issue quite universally won when there was an up or down vote on reproductive rights as a proposition.

People are still bamboozled by party affiliation, brainwashing via hate in the media and damn lies by politicians.

It's not like baseball, where you can miss 7 times out of ten, have a .300 average and be considered a great hitter.

Now we are going to have 2 years of insane nutcase utter raging bullshit to deal with. (INURB!)

Not opening the mickeys of champagne. I'm with Coach Mike.