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BigmanPigman

(52,266 posts)
Sat Oct 24, 2020, 05:52 PM Oct 2020

Funniest/scariest thing I have read today, especially if true...

The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) Tweeted:
Aubrey O'Day, ex-mistress of @DonaldJTrumpJr:

“Since trump has now lowered this debate to trashing family.
-don jr HATES his father.
-ivanka is a lesbian on the low.
-eric fucked miss universe on the apprentice board room table while with his now-wife." https://t.co/Pzk3iNx14f


?s=20

And more, apparently Barron is like the rest of them.

https://www.refinery29.com/amp/en-us/2020/10/10121642/aubrey-oday-tweets-donald-trump-jr-ex-rumors-accusations-ivanka-barron?__twitter_impression=true
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Funniest/scariest thing I have read today, especially if true... (Original Post) BigmanPigman Oct 2020 OP
Getting out my Ferrets are Cool Oct 2020 #1
Maybe that explains Jared's plastic surgery. He's going to transition. 58Sunliner Oct 2020 #2
My take from highly credible to incredible no_hypocrisy Oct 2020 #3
The spawn are planning to run for office. saidsimplesimon Oct 2020 #4
I understand that is difficult to accomplish while in prison, what with curfew and the dress code. Ford_Prefect Oct 2020 #5

no_hypocrisy

(48,813 posts)
3. My take from highly credible to incredible
Sat Oct 24, 2020, 06:30 PM
Oct 2020

1. Barron (yes, I'm going there). He has that vacant stare that makes me suspect that he has a mild degree of autism. I've taught autistic kids. I know that "look". I find it's highly possible that his individual case of autism includes certain triggers that induce a rapid rise of great frustration. I find it very credible that this kid had something set him off and he threw his food.

2. Don Jr. Of course he hates his father. Wouldn't you. First, DJ Sr. didn't want to name his firstborn after him in case he "might be a loser." Next, DJ Sr. severely embarrassed his wife and children by publicly going around with Marla Maples. After the divorce, Sr. demanded custody of Jr. and Mrs. Sr. provided said son. Jr. was returned to Mrs. Sr. 10 minutes later. Next, Jr. didn't speak to Sr. for a year after the divorce. Next, in college, Sr. went to Jr.'s dorm room to pick him up to go to a baseball game. Jr. wasn't dressed in a suit and a tie. Sr. knocked him down in front of the dorm and told him to change. Jr. spent a year after college as a bartender, thousands of miles away from NYC and "Dad". Fast Forward: Jr. got married and had five children of his own. Sr. grumbled "Why does he have to have so many kids?" So, yeah. Donnie hates Donald.

3. Eric. Take a look at a series of the metamorphosis of Eric. From teeth to plastic surgery to going to a proper barber. Do you really believe Miss Universe would do Eric anywhere, let alone on the conference room table?

4. Finally, The Princess Ivanka. Not buying it. While it's feasible that between her father and Jared, sex generally doesn't make her heart beat faster, do you even find it entertaining to consider Ivanka's a "low level lesbian"? (BTW, what's THAT supposed to mean? There are still rumors that Whitney Houston was a lesbian. And does that make a difference at all?) Plus, she went through all that training to convert to Orthodox Judaism to marry Jared. That's asking an awful lot from a "low level lesbian."

So, #s 1 & 2 are credible. #s 3 & 4, not so much. I think Aubrey embellished and included the last two to punch up her story.

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