Victoria Secret Show on now.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

[Major Nikon]

1. Their stuff never seems to fit me right

Just sayin'

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Thats because you dont know

The secret.

[Major Nikon]

4. I thought it was cheap child labor

[Warren DeMontague]

7. That's why I buy all my lingerie at Costco

Actually, I don't even buy it, I collect it from the recycling pile behind the loading dock.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. You know, I'm all for sexy lingerie and admittedly some of those VS ladies are hot

however, I've never actually watched one of those.

Reminds me, sort of off the subject, my wife jokes about the little info blurbs on the soft-core pseudo porn which is on the cable guide sometimes. She's sure there's an alliteration algorithm which generates these "descriptions" which no one actually reads; a computer-generated mishmash of "nubile nymphs" "bubbly butts" "sexy sirens" and "massive-mammaried milfs"

[Bonobo]

5. We're against sexism here, 99.99% man. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

6. I don't consider Victoria's Secret "sexist", personally.

Nor would I have a problem with similar intimate undergarments aimed at and modeled by attractive, fit men. Nor with a show highlighting the same.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

9. Dude on the far left looks like the reconditioned....

....Sammy Sosa.

[Bonobo]

11. Me neither.

Just a personal beef with 99.99%-ers.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

8. Yeah, but are you a "FUCKING MAAAAAN!"

I can't help but think of the Iron Sheik ranting every time I read that.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. And, I even know how to spell it.