STUDY SHOWS THAT PEOPLE IN RED STATES ARE LESS LIKELY TO REALIZE THEY CAN GET INTERNET PORN FOR FREE

[Warren DeMontague]

http://jezebel.com/5162086/red-state-citizens-consume-the-most-online-porn-in-the-usa

[hrmjustin]

1. LMFAO!!!

[opiate69]

2. Lol no shit...

You would think the misspelling of Tumblr would help those poor Teabaggers find it!

[Behind the Aegis]

3. LOL! Funny comment!

[opiate69]

4. Thanks! I'll be here all week.. Don't forget to tip the wait staff!!

[Warren DeMontague]

5. If the assertion "Red States like porn more" were true, wouldn't that be a political opportunity?

I mean, the GOP Platform has expressly promised to crack down on consenting adult porn. I think more than ever the popularity of something in red states which the GOP leadership has stated they will fight against, ought to give our party all the more reason to offer a full-throated (archer! phrasing!) defense of 1st Amendment freedoms.

Seems pretty obvious. If it is true that "Red States like porn more", then we should be courting those porn-watching consumers and wooing them away from the Republican Party.

[Festivito]

8. They just would not believe the reports.

that is until it became extraordinarily obvious. But, by then, Rush and Hannity would explain it to them, finally. Let's see.

Didja know, there is a guy in a small town in Montana that buys porn, not to look at, no no no, he burns it. He's been doing this for . . . years, my friend, ... . . . more when we return.

Back to liberal plotting... no need to say more.

[NYC_SKP]

6. Definitely explains their eternal grumpiness.

We should enlighten them.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. They're certainly gonna be grumpy when they figure it out.

[4th law of robotics]

9. Maybe red staters are more discerning porn consumers.

I see the usual suspects are going nuts over the title of the article and presumably never bothered to look further.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. The much-vaunted "study" even says, porn isnt red or blue, but purple.

Meaning, among the very few things all Americans agree on, liking porn is one of them.

Which makes the endless wistful fantasizing about "when we do away with it" all the more pathetic.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Purple.

Think about that, for a moment.