Porn logic

[Major Nikon]

[opiate69]

1. I lol`d

http://m.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Right. And oddly enough, when people watch porn, they see people who want to have sex.

Sort of like how, strangely, when people watch science fiction movies they see aliens and laser guns, and when they watch The Lord of The Rings they see Elves and Orcs.

[Major Nikon]

3. Also oddly enough there are those who think people who watch porn can't differentiate reality

As if someone who watches LOTR is going to turn into an elf.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. As a young man, i had a gig delivering pizzas for a while.

While it was mildly entertaining at times, i can safely say its not much like it is sometimes depicted in porn. Maybe if i had been a cable installer, or a plumber.

Had sex with a few female co-workers over the years, but never had any lingerie-clad pizza customers throw themselves at me.

[opiate69]

5. Meine dispatcher says deres a problem wit eine cable?

?w=500

[4th law of robotics]

7. Well... I got better

[4th law of robotics]

6. Elves and orcs.... that secretly want to have sex.

And aliens with laser guns....that secretly want to have sex.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. I am sure there is much consternation today that the GOPs anti porn plank wont be implemented.

Dammit!!!!!!!!

[Major Nikon]

9. The Spirit of Justice won't have to wear a drape for at least 4 more years

[Warren DeMontague]

10. SMUT! FILTH! SMUTTY FILTH AND FILTHY SMUT! SMILTH! FUT!

STICK FIGURES! DIRTY PILLOWS!