You're all a bunch of testosterone-poisoned dicks.

[Bonobo]

And you probably drive big cars to compensate for your small penises.

I hope and trust that doesn't break any DU rules to say...

[TreasonousBastard]

1. It's OK as long as you avoid a certain cake often gifted around Christmas....

or a certain flower.

(Is "rosebud" still allowed?)

[Batman bin Suparman]

2. Penis

Why can't the scientific term be "cock"? Cock sounds more better.

[4th law of robotics]

3. Judging by jury results no

No one that counts could be offended by that.

[HappyMe]

4. The double standard around here

is atrocious.

You can say any damn thing you want if you are one of the 'chosen' .... um...nevermind.

This post in particular pissed me off.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1240155088#post10

I didn't bother to alert.

[opiate69]

5. Amazing..

3-3 to keep that vile shit, but 4th laws fans got his post nuked...

[4th law of robotics]

6. Using bad words: ok

Quoting someone who used bad words: UNACCEPTABLE!



Actually I'm not too upset by that alert. It did a better job proving that point than anything I could have written.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. I think the problem is that all the Lingydibbled Flussynatters are too hung up on specific words

not realizing, as Mustlenubbled Bumpledumpkins often do, that words are mere symbols or maps representing reality and as such, like all human tools, can be fashioned or repurposed endlessly and to suit whatever pigoushopple, or conversely, malnefladredonous need one can imagine.

But I'm just a big old thrombuturgrumplehumper, so you would expect me to say something like that.

[opiate69]

8. You know who we need to straighten this whole mess out??

[Warren DeMontague]

9. I was gonna say Korzybski

but that works too

[opiate69]

10. I mean, the man builds freakin PLANETS on contract for pan-dimensional mice!

Surely he can mediate this minor hostility between hairless apes!

[4th law of robotics]

11. I contemplated alerting on this

but I think I will let it stand as proof of the bigotry that runs rampant in the men's group.

"thrombuturgrumplehumper" really?

What is this, the 1880s?

[Warren DeMontague]

12. Steam punk, baby.

Now if you'll excuse me, i need to wax my handlebar moustache.

[Gore1FL]

13. I drive an Elantra

It has plenty of cargo room.