Know what's funny?

[Warren DeMontague]

A lot of shit. I should start a list.

[lumberjack_jeff]

1. Coconuts as proxy for horse-hooves.

That's funny shit.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

2. The Warren Commission

I think we can laugh in a "wow.....wow wow wow" sense about that joke now.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Just so we're clear

I had nothing to do with that.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

4. Bullshit

Warren Earl was your grandpappy.

[Warren DeMontague]

6. It was Warren DeMontaMagicBullet

he performed all sorts of contortions to conceive my dad, and came out unscathed, albeit on a stretcher.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. So, like, if I said "I am SO SICK of people everywhere I go, telling me not to pick my nose!"

"It's really intrusive and offensive, and you know, wherever I go, someone is saying 'don't pick your nose' or 'stop picking your nose' or 'you know, you really ought to pick your nose less'.. it happens ALL THE TIME!"



What sort of conclusions, if any, might you draw about me?

[lumberjack_jeff]

7. The world is intolerant and bigoted against those differently-sinused? nt

[Warren DeMontague]

8. I actually think it's a giant conspiracy

that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that my finger is wedged in a nostril right now.

[opiate69]

9. The bogeyarchy??

[lumberjack_jeff]

10. I'm thinking; absurdity.

To most men I know, absurdity is the core of guy humor. Think: "Mr Creosote" or "I was born a poor black child"

... that and gratuitous violence.

And bathroom functions.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. There have been a few that have made me laugh so hard I almost can't breathe, in recent years.

"Danny Duberstein is good at two things..."

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. "Stepbrothers"

I literally was laughing, rolling on the floor and feeling ashamed at the same time.

[opiate69]

13. The 40 Year Old Virgin "waxing" scene.

http://m.

[lumberjack_jeff]

14. Steve Carell is hysterical

[opiate69]

16. I wasn`t a huge fan of that movie, but he was funny as hell in it

although I am a big-time Brick Tamlin fan


http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=QN8j8wLmKIA

[lumberjack_jeff]

22. That is really funny shit. n/t

[Behind the Aegis]

15. This.....

&feature=player_embedded


X-post from my buddy, icymist, in the Humor group.

[Major Nikon]

17. Fingers should be number one on the list

"No way!", you say?

But they are, and if you see my evidence you must agree. Is there a better way to describe the number one?

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[Warren DeMontague]

24. So much goodness in one post. I salute you, sir!

Seriously. Fred Rogers? Peter Dinklage? A baby and an ape? And... you know, that last one is

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...kind of hot.


ooops!

[4th law of robotics]

18. That's not funny

I can't believe people are making jokes at a time like this with everything that's going on.

This situation is too serious to make jokes. And if we aren't careful things could get out of hand.

No one wants the current stuff that is happening to get worse.

/no wait, we can have a sense of humor here. I forgot. In which case I'd add dry sarcasm to the list.

[lumberjack_jeff]

19. That's right, how insensitive! Don't you know that half the world is dark RIGHT NOW!!

[Warren DeMontague]

20. Love that one.

[opiate69]

21. "studies" based on a sampling of 35 people...

and the tempest in a teapot that ensues.

[4th law of robotics]

26. Studies that cite treating women as equals

as proof that women are discriminated against.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/on-leadership/how-we-judge-the-mistakes-of-male-vs-female-leaders/2012/09/24/71e3ada0-066d-11e2-afff-d6c7f20a83bf_story.html

[Warren DeMontague]

23. Respost from locked meta thread: ""You and your Johnson"

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/07/classic-ad-you-your-johnson/

[Warren DeMontague]

25. ***