Anti-booty camp for teen boys addicted to porn

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

http://now.msn.com/now/0618-porn-camp

On the surface, Utah's Oxbow Academy looks like your standard-issue boot camp, but it's actually more of an anti-booty camp. The self-described "residential treatment facility" tries to break boys ages 13 through 17 of their online porn addiction with lie detector tests, a house ban on phones and computers, and hours of therapy. For the privilege of living army-style, enrollees pay nearly $9,000 a month. The director likens porn addiction to heroin addiction, explaining he saw one boy who "got the shakes, like a drug abuser." The boys spend their free time doing chores (idle hands are the devil's playground) and probably trying to avoid double entendres.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. From the same folks with the camps that try to "cure" gay teens, no doubt.

I'm sure there are generous helpings of Fundy Right Wing Jesus, too.

[Upton]

3. "idle hands are the devil's playground"

No doubt, they probably push the meme that hair will grow on their palms too

I should think teenage boys being aroused by porn is about as normal as you can get..

Hey, at $9000 a month, it's all about creating a problem in order to make some money..

[4th law of robotics]

4. For $8,000/month

I could set up a camp with internet access and tell the kids to go hog wild but at the end they'll get a diploma and I'll tell their parents they're cured.

100% success rate!

/also teach them to lock the door.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

5. It's less about porn, and more about masterbation.....

....if they were honest.

[The Doctor.]

6. I so need to get into the specialty camp business!

$9000/month!?!!!?!!!

Shit, 20 enrollees for the summer and it's vacations and start-ups the rest of the year!

I really need to get into the business of preying on people's insecurities... there's a fortune there!

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Fundy Megachurches, too.

Like fucking money manufacturing machines. Verrrrrry lucrative business. Like the pet rock, except you don't even have to sell them a rock.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. Antibooties are the only things which will defeat those pernicious brain erotoxins

[Warren DeMontague]

9. Remember, kids

Pictures of nekkid ladies are 100 times more addictive than heroin! Ooooga booga!