Meanwhile in Cosmo...

[Major Nikon]

Why can't they have articles like these in men's magazines? I'd like to know if I can shave my balls and still keep my man card.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Errrrr, I'm gonna need a translator.

Wait, I think I figured out what they're talking about:

[Upton]

2. I was wondering..

is this just what I think it's about..or does this shaving disagreement extend to underarms and legs too?

[Major Nikon]

3. My plan was just to shave the balls first

If that goes over well, I might consider the rest.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Heh

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

4. Fucking Jennifer Love Hewitt

She used to be cute, but now she's annoying. She came up with the vajazzle bullshit.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. I learned one thing just now, and that's that John Fucking Mayer didn't write that sucky song

about the body being a wonderland (apparently, he's going to use his hands) about Ms. Love Hewitt.

Both of them strike me as horribly insipid, though. John Mayer, to me, is music for Frat Boys who find Dave Matthews too "edgy".


Apologies to anyone who that just offended.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

22. She was my celeb crush for years....

...but I've heard stories from my Hollywood friends in the industry about how creepy she can be and it's off putting.

But her mom just passed away apparently, so now I feel a bit bad.

[opiate69]

5. "Sticking crystals on your foof"??

I`m not quite following... I`ve seen my share of "foofs" (being the evil porn watcher that I am) but, aside from piercings, I don`t quite get what they`re talking about? (also, some piercings do have more than just an aesthetic value...)

[Major Nikon]

6. Kind of like hanging christmas lights on the gates of heaven, so to speak

[opiate69]

7. so wait.... just so I`m getting it....

they`re not talking about piercings per se, but more like temporary adornments that could either be applied to skin or maybe braided into a patch of hair?? Gotta admit, that`s a new one on me...

[4th law of robotics]

8. I think the crystals are just glued on

either way, I can't say I care for the idea.

They sound . . . sharp.

In an area where you really don't want anything to be even slightly abrasive.

[opiate69]

9. how bizzare... I can`t believe I haven`t seen this before...

gonna have to go search. Thanks!

[4th law of robotics]

10. Well, if you were in a position to see it previously

you probably would have been distracted by other matters.

[opiate69]

11. lol.. that`s what Tumblr is for

[4th law of robotics]

12. Not at work I hope

It's a strange concept. Like sticking a neon sign on the grande canyon. A) the view as just fine before and B) we didn't really need anything extra to grab our attention.

[opiate69]

13. on my phone... no worries lol... and yeah...

just googled.. I think it`s safe to say, not my cuppa... wife and I both prefer our adornments to be more permanent personally.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Takes all kinds, i suppose. But yeah, that'd be like adding an accordion to Dark Side of The Moon

Sometimes, its better to leave well enough alone.

[Gore1FL]

23. If they use rock candy

I'm on board.

(both figuratively and literally).

[Warren DeMontague]

24. get out of my head!!!

Hey, you're not really my sockpuppet, are you?

I swear, I was going to post the exact same thing.

Rock Candy. God, do they even MAKE that stuff anymore?

[4th law of robotics]

25. You don't really want to introduce sugar to that area

leads to yeast infections (also ants).

[Gore1FL]

27. It would be short term if I were involved

It's all good!

[Warren DeMontague]

29. Ants?

Maybe if you're not getting up and moving around much, I guess.

[4th law of robotics]

31. Gotta sleep sometime

and ants never do.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Did Cosmo get bought by Tina Brown, too?

I swear, she takes over newsweek, and now it's all "Brilliant spring trouser fashion! Fresh pics of Kate and Will snogging" or some crap.

[snooper2]

19. today is the first time I've ever seen the word foof in my life

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Depends on the men's magazine. Many would tell you how to use a socket wrench to give yourself a

prince albert piercing at the garage Maplewood workbench you completed as last month's project.

And don't forget the WD-40!



No thanks.

[lumberjack_jeff]

21. The magazine says it doesn't count if it happened on accident.

Err... that's what I hear, anyway.

[RZM]

20. I've never heard of this particular practice. But it seems like just another type of body art

I've never considered body art to be particularly relevant to one's take on politics or social issues.

[Auggie]

26. Thank you D.U. for the continued course on cultural literacy

[Warren DeMontague]

28. It's a vajazzlepalooza

filmed in vajazzlevision.

[Auggie]

30. ROFL

[Warren DeMontague]

32. I think it is DEFINITELY more sinister.

I think Peter Lorre may be hiding in that thing, that's how sinister I think it is.

[Warren DeMontague]

33. Theres more raunch in your avg issue of cosmo than in playboy these days

That said, i admit to being curious as to what the "five sex moves that will drive him bonkers in bed" actually ARE.

(#3: talk about your parents' health poblems)