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Whenever you're going to stand while urinating into a toilet bowl, it's always a good idea to raise the toilet seat. As has been clearly demonstrated in this particular case, there is more than one reason why this time-honored rule should always be followed. 
You never know what you might find! 
We men have our special ways! 
I know where my duct tape is and it isn't the bathroom.
I wasn't offering any kind of analysis. I was only attempting to make a joke, and a rather lame one at that. I even considered deleting my post after I had submitted it because I was afraid on second thought that it might border on the vulgar. I was simply referring to the fact that a woman would never have cause to raise the seat of a toilet bowl while using it.
I meant no offense. Peace. 
Oh, nuts! Perhaps you're not being serious yourself and you're just joining in the fun. How do I know? Oh, well, such is the nature of forum exchanges -- what with the absence of posture, voice tone, etc.
And I am an awful, deplorable person...