Did you hear the one about Bernie planning to skydive into Cloverdale?

[displacedtexan]

I'm not kidding.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sanders-skydiving-company-entrance

The comments after the article are pure gold. My favorite: But who's going to bring the shark?

[msongs]

1. he could hold a press conference while doing it and land at a pro sports event too nt

[Walk away]

2. Maybe he'll take a nice nap on the way down!

[DesertRat]

3. I also liked this comment

I think he should have Susan Sarandon, Rosario Dawson, Jeff Weaver, and Tad Devine dress as Egyptian slaves and carry him into the convention on a litter like Cleopatra entering Rome.

[SharonClark]

16. LOL

[Cha]

20. Yeah.. they got the picture!

[savalez]

4. He's practicing already...

[jmowreader]

6. No helmet?

Circus stunts. Is he really that desperate?

[BobbyDrake]

5. I heard he wanted to experience what his plummeting poll numbers feel like.

[William769]

12. ROFLMFAO!

[NurseJackie]

13. Good one!

[Cha]

21. LOL@that!

[puffy socks]

23. ...

[Lucinda]

7. Comedy gold in the comments...

[MistakenLamb]

8. I swear, as God as my witness I thought Bernie could fly nt

[fleabiscuit]

10. Oh, the humanity...

[DesertRat]

9. It's not going to happen

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1251&pid=2116475

[LisaM]

17. Darn.

It would have been too funny for words.

[Cha]

22. Ohhhhh too bad..

Rofl Mahalo, DR~

[NastyRiffraff]

25. Damn!

At least we have those hilarious comments!

[DemonGoddess]

11. this comment cracked me up

Skydiving? BAH! He's going to ride in on a pagacorn, and it was shit...er...spread sparkly revolution dust all over the faithful! That's how a REAL leader does it!

[UtahLib]

14. Oh dear, the comments! eom

[Politicub]

15. Oh my gawd - flashbacks of Bush landing on the aircraft carrier

Will Bernie's banner say Mission Accomplished, too?

[puffy socks]

18. What a hoot it is!

what desperation for attention!


It will be like this:

Of course he won't be wearing the bra...I think.

[caquillo]

19. LOL!

[DavidDvorkin]

24. That would have been his one and only chance to make a permanent mark on the country.

[caquillo]

26. Literally!

[DavidDvorkin]

27. Exactly.