Once Upon a Time~

[sheshe2]

By utaustinliberal



VP Biden: “Dude…get on the South Lawn now…something big is happening!”

Pres. Obama: “What..what?!”

VP Biden: “It is a Big F**king deal kinda moment”

Pres. Obama: “No way…let me change into my flyer than a GQ model presidential suit”

(He races to the South Lawn in 10 seconds flat)
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Kids: “Go FLOTUS! Go FLOTUS! Go FLOTUS!”

Media: “BREAKING NEWS! First Lady Michelle Obama is doing a double-dutch jump on the South Lawn of the White House. Can she create a new world record for the most jumps?”

Media: “1..2…3..50..100…1000…5000.. and she did it!!! First Lady Michelle Obama is now the world record holder in double-dutch jumps!”

Karl Rove: “I just heard back from Ohio. Mitt Romney still has a chance to win!”



Pres. Obama: “May I have a hug with the superstar of the Obama family?”

First Lady Michelle Obama: “You may!”

And they lived happily ever after.

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p.s. John Boehner was seen weeping copiously. We have yet to receive a statement as to why. We will update you if we receive one.”

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Well it could have been CNN's "Breaking News Stories!" It really could have~

http://theobamadiary.com/2013/07/06/once-upon-a-time/

[Cha]

1. they have so much fun, she..

They are wonderful people who know how to appreciate what they have and want others to be able to reach their dreams.

They know how to enjoy their time during recess and family get togethers and know when it's time to get back to work.

Like Monday morning..



BOG

she~ Mahalo for the cute Vignette from UT TOD!

[gtar100]

2. Seriously, 5000? She sets new standards for First Ladies.

That is very cool. I'm in awe and a little jealous. I think I can do 10 if I try really hard.