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How To Write Unmaintainable Code
Came across this recently. It hurt. Both from laughing and from flashbacks.
https://github.com/Droogans/unmaintainable-code/blob/master/README.md]
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How To Write Unmaintainable Code (Original Post)
Midnightwalk
Jan 2019
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flyingfysh
(1,990 posts)1. There is a book "Obfuscated C"
(for non-technical people: C is an old and important computer language)
There is (or was) a yearly contest to see who could write the most unreadable program in C. This books is a collection of some of the winners(?). It is worth a look.
FM123
(10,124 posts)2. My son got a big kick out of this! Alas, I am not very techie but generous about sharing great posts
gtar100
(4,192 posts)3. If you've got a file to read into the program,
name the variable representing the file "if". I was the lucky recipient of a series of scripts written in Tcl/Expect and the programmer did just that.
set if filename
Scratched my head for a bit until I finally realized what he'd done.
ManiacJoe
(10,136 posts)4. While that was fun to read,
fortunately most modern coding houses do not allow for any of that nonsense.
radhashetty
(7 posts)5. Thanks
Very good information. Thanks for sharing such interesting post.