A few of tomorrow's newspaper front pages

[Emrys]

[OnDoutside]

1. The Tories are the GOP of the UK. Lowlife scum.

[Soph0571]

2. I hate them

my well being is a fine balance at the best of time cause of my bereavement - these fuckers try and push me over the edge every single day

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. "Police called in after panic button triggered", and he expects us to believe he didn't know?

He lives there; he works there. He is in complete charge (he "takes full responsibility&quot , but never knew about parties more than once a week sometimes going on beyond midnight, karaoke machines, fighting, vomit, stains on the wall, and security guards and cleaners being belittled? This was a toxic work environment that would get a manager sacked in any company.

The staff don't believe he didn't know - they were astounded when he denied it in parliament. He's lying through his teeth, and shouldn't be trusted with a whelk stall.

[Eugene]

4. One of these pages is not like the others.

Even for the Daily Fail, the level of gaslighting is jaw dropping.

[Emrys]

5. The Mail, the Express - same hymn sheet:

Bonus points for the scare quotes around "HUMBLED".