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Newsthump: Government to spend 2bn on fire extinguishers as Boris prepares to set country on fire
(From our most accurate news source):
The Tory government is investing heavily in fire fighting tools as Prime Minister Boris Johnson sets out to play with matches.
Boris Johnson’s premiership is a lesson to all parents; this is what happens when matches aren’t kept out of children’s reach.
“Right, listen up you foreign chaps,” said Boris as he walked into London’s St Thomas’ Hospital carrying a can of petrol and a box of safety matches.
“I want a bloody good deal or else.”
(And more at link - too close to the truth to be very funny!):
https://newsthump.com/2019/08/01/government-to-spend-2bn-on-fire-extinguishers-as-boris-prepares-to-set-country-on-fire/