South Carolina Man Shoots Cousin He Warned Not To Eat His Potato Chips

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A South Carolina man is facing an attempted murder charge after police say he shot his teenage cousin after warning the victim not to eat his salt and vinegar potato chips. “Do not touch my chips, or I’ll shoot you,” Ryan Langdale allegedly told the victim according to a sheriff’s incident report.

Ryan Langdale, 19, of Colleton County, turned himself into deputies on Wednesday and was charged with attempted murder, possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent crime and obstruction of justice.

The victim was rushed into surgery with life-threatening injuries before being transferred to a Charleston area hospital. The victim told authorities he never actually ate the chips as Langdale claimed.

Langdale remains behind bars in lieu of $55,000 bail.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ryan-langdale-attempted-murder-potato-chips_us_5bbfb50be4b01a01d688c4c3

[Me.]

1. Bloodshot Eyes

[aeromanKC]

2. And don't even think about

Grabbing his eggo!!

[magicarpet]

3. Over a $2.00 bag of potato chips.

Just guessing here,... this dude might not be a Rhodes Scholar ?

[Hoyt]

4. Typical gun-fancier.

[aaaaaa5a]

5. Hmm... I wonder who he voted for? nt

[Guilded Lilly]

6. Ironically I was snacking on Salt and Vinegar Chips when I saw this insane news.

[marble falls]

10. I wundered where they went!

[SCantiGOP]

12. If you're any kind of man (or woman)

You have to hunt him down and shoot him.
Just make sure you are standing on the ground when you do it; apparently, that makes it legal in some states.

[marble falls]

13. I live in Texas. Not having a loaded piece on my hip is illegal.

[CurtEastPoint]

7. This person is NINETEEN?

[3Hotdogs]

8. --- man's got a right to stand his ground.

[marble falls]

9. It'll be the stand your own genepool defense: "Luke, ah'm yer father: them chips is mahn!"

[sinkingfeeling]

11. Guns: the solution to every little problem in your life.