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Related: About this forumPortland men search for Sasquatch, die in Washington forest
Portland men search for Sasquatch, die in Washington forest
Tim Steele
10 hours ago
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Two Portland men searching for Sasquatch and missing since early Christmas morning were found dead in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest – likely from exposure and being ill-prepared, officials said.
The search for the men, 59 and 37, began around 1 a.m. December 25, the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office posted on their Facebook page. Authorities said Flock camera footage spotted their car near Willard, Washington.
For the next three days “over difficult terrain and harsh weather conditions,” dozens of volunteer search-and-rescue efforts looked for the pair on the ground and by air. Their bodies were found “in a heavily wooded area” of the forest and officials said both deaths “appear to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness.”

Search and rescue crews look for two Portland men lost while looking for Sasquatch in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, December 28, 2024 (Skamania County Sheriff's Office)

Search and rescue crews look for two Portland men lost while looking for Sasquatch in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, December 28, 2024 (Skamania County Sheriff’s Office)
The search-and-rescue efforts involved the sheriff’s offices in Skamania, Klickitat, Wasco and Hood River, plus search-and-rescue teams from Silver Star
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Tim Steele
10 hours ago
PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Two Portland men searching for Sasquatch and missing since early Christmas morning were found dead in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest – likely from exposure and being ill-prepared, officials said.
The search for the men, 59 and 37, began around 1 a.m. December 25, the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office posted on their Facebook page. Authorities said Flock camera footage spotted their car near Willard, Washington.
For the next three days “over difficult terrain and harsh weather conditions,” dozens of volunteer search-and-rescue efforts looked for the pair on the ground and by air. Their bodies were found “in a heavily wooded area” of the forest and officials said both deaths “appear to be due to exposure, based on weather conditions and ill-preparedness.”

Search and rescue crews look for two Portland men lost while looking for Sasquatch in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, December 28, 2024 (Skamania County Sheriff's Office)

Search and rescue crews look for two Portland men lost while looking for Sasquatch in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest, December 28, 2024 (Skamania County Sheriff’s Office)
The search-and-rescue efforts involved the sheriff’s offices in Skamania, Klickitat, Wasco and Hood River, plus search-and-rescue teams from Silver Star
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Portland men search for Sasquatch, die in Washington forest (Original Post)
mahatmakanejeeves
Dec 2024
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2naSalit
(96,270 posts)1. I'm gonna...
Take a wild guess and suggest they were on drugs.
Old Crank
(5,468 posts)2. Nice
Sasquatch made it look like a double suicide......
TurboDem
(312 posts)3. But, but, but They make it look so easy on tv!
Historic NY
(38,738 posts)4. The search began at 1 am Christmas Day.
who among us hasn't gotten wasted on Xmas eve and gone searching for Big Foot.
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(10,847 posts)5. weird story
3Hotdogs
(14,044 posts)6. If this wasn't so funny, it would be really funny.
And I don't know if they qualify for a Darwin.
xocetaceans
(4,099 posts)8. How about a "post-humorous" Ig Nobel Prize for Biology...specifically, in quasipseudocryptozoology research (QPCZR)? n/t
3Hotdogs
(14,044 posts)9. Sometimes, there is not much else to do to a response but to give it a "rec."
Deep State Witch
(11,679 posts)7. Play Stupid Games
Win stupid prizes.